It has recently been brought to the attention of the community of the Willard House that member John Carr is facing criminal charges in the state of North Carolina, and has till present escaped condemnation by those living closest to him. This villainous villain can be identified by the beanies he often wears high on his head because the cold especially gets to him, and has recently been spotted most often working hard on the large amount of assignments currently hanging over his head or playing smash bros. to avoid said assignments. If you have any contributions to make to this case of justice, they would be wholeheartedly appreciated by all.
Thank you, and we will be returning at this time to our regularly scheduled program.
(John was driving significantly over the speed limit coming back from the Outer Banks over break and got caught doing it. This infraction in NC merits both a hefty fine and possibly a criminal charge of 'intent to endanger' which could have more serious implications than a fine. We are all hoping that the law system will be gracious to him.)
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