Christmas Break Update

Ah, Christmas.

As the season winds down and we realize that in less than a week a new year will be upon us, I'm sure eager blog readers everywhere are asking themselves, what are those Willard boys up to?

Well my friends, let me provide some much needed info for your curious hearts.

John Carr received gifts from friends and family the other morning, then spent his afternoon in a local pawn shop selling all of them for what meager prices he could manage, in order to fight the felony case against him in the sorry state of North Carolina for driving too fast. John has a warrant out in North Cackalacky for going 80 in a 55. However, if any young bounty hunters are looking for a easy catch, be wary, John can be hardcore.

Sam is enjoying a quiet Christmas in the mountains of Fishersville, VA. Bruce and Nancy Bowman are pleased to have their only son home, and are sure to participate in many heartwarming family activities with Sam such as, but not limited to, hunting, cooking, cleaning, singing, dancing, hiking, coloring, talking, playing monopoly, healing sick animals, doing work for the city of Staunton, and taking family photos.

Jeremy doesn't celebrate Christmas, in the North, they have rallies where they burn Christmas trees, wrapping papers, and Santa Claus effigies. Yankees...

During the break, Doug will most likely spend the holidays preparing himself for the long trail ahead of him on the Appalachain trail. Additionally, Doug will be honing up on his math skills for his future profession as a high school math teacher. For Christmas, Doug asked for inspirational posters with cats and other animals on them for his classroom. These posters have phrases like "Hang in there!" with cats doing a pull up, or "come out of your shell!" with turtles rolling around on the ground. They're great.

Evan is out hunting a deer right now in order to feed the men of Willard on their trip to New York. He also may be dabbling in building green eco-friendly igloos in the snow.

Jackson is laying on a beach somewhere in the Caribbean right now probably, with his brother Tyler Strawn rubbing lotion on his back, reading a library book picked out by his mother, Susan Strawn. Jackson has been cruisin around on the ocean and stopping in tropical lands such as Jamaica, Barbados, and Florida.

Joe "DADDY" Danehower, is Broin it out in Chantilly, Virginia. kickin it old school with Josh and Jamie Danehower, the J-Danes (as they're affectionately called around the neighborhood.) are hanging out with their tiny Russian friend who visits them at Christmas. Her name is Elaina I believe, but no one has met her yet. I expect to be introduced when the Willard boys visit on December 30th, 2010.

Myself? I been chillin out ya dig? worked at the Y one day, took a trip from San Antonio to Chesapeake, spent a night at the Orphanage with JT, Ba, ScottyCam, and Josh last night. Now I'm plannin on chillin out till I leave for NY in two days.

well my friends, its been real and its been good, and its been real good.

<3's
James Crockett Harris III