Friday, March 30, 2012

A Day in the life of James Harris

ZZZZZZ ZZZZ ZZzz zzzz zz... whats that? you can hear me snoring in the other room? Oh cool guys let's all make jokes about James skipping class again and act like he can't hear you. i'll just call jackson from bed to set things straight. I have a B in that class, besides i was up late watching dexter. it's almost 11am, time to take my favorite quilt that i may or may not have stolen from sam and sit on the couch in the other room- its part of my waking up routine. Now on to shower and flex in the mirror. Joe will never have powerful thighs like these, no matter how much protein he eats.

Headed to East Mont today to hangout at lunch, i really hope katie doesn't take the backroads- those things are dangerous. Too bad we won't be able to play basketball or volleyball during lunch today. I love beating high school kids in sports.

Back from the school and headed to class with jackson, i've been selected to act out part of a play in class. The professor only asked me to recite a few lines, but i figured i'd go the extra mile and paint my face green since i'm supposed to be a tree. I always love volunteering to participate in class skits. I want my teachers to like me, just in case i ever forget to turn in my final paper or something like that...

Home from class and its time to relax. Good thing i just got a hookah to smoke in my room while i listen to bob marley and wear my drug rug. Hopefully kyle will stand in the hallway and sing every word of every song. Why would he do that? He's a Lamers.

Date night tonight with allie, can't wait to wear my new chacos out on the town. On the way there i have the urge to fart, roll the windows up and laugh at allie... as much as this amuses me i decide against it- Maybe on the way home.

Got back just in time to sit with everyone on the porch. Maybe Casey will come over. He and Joe really like each other for some reason... i can't figure that one out.

Time for bed, but not before i guilt trip someone into going to Dx with me. Jackson and John are working tonight, my favorite. For some reason i get this strange satisfaction out of seeing Jackson at work. Not really sure why, but either way Dx is sooooo good. Can' wait to eat it in my onesie as i watch Dexter. I might sleep on the couch tonight. That way i'll definitely wake up in case some one tries to rob our house again. Better go grab my baseball bat from underneath my pillow, just in case. The bat is a little beat up, thanks to Jackson going at it with a machete a while back (still bitter about that), but it will do the job if the Willard thief happens by for round 2. Dexter is getting really intense. I start to breathe heavily and bite on my headphone cord-what was that noise behind me?!? I grab my bat to go investigate only to realize it was just a mouse. What a noisy 8th roommate. I sit back down to finish Dexter, can't wait to see how this episode ends. Its almost as entertaining as beating Joe in super smash bros. I miss my fish Zeta, and Zeta II at that. Maybe i should get another, I could name it Zeta III... zzz zzzzzz zzZZZ ZZZZZZ

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