A Day in the life of James Harris

ZZZZZZ ZZZZ ZZzz zzzz zz... whats that? you can hear me snoring in the other room? Oh cool guys let's all make jokes about James skipping class again and act like he can't hear you. i'll just call jackson from bed to set things straight. I have a B in that class, besides i was up late watching dexter. it's almost 11am, time to take my favorite quilt that i may or may not have stolen from sam and sit on the couch in the other room- its part of my waking up routine. Now on to shower and flex in the mirror. Joe will never have powerful thighs like these, no matter how much protein he eats.

Headed to East Mont today to hangout at lunch, i really hope katie doesn't take the backroads- those things are dangerous. Too bad we won't be able to play basketball or volleyball during lunch today. I love beating high school kids in sports.

Back from the school and headed to class with jackson, i've been selected to act out part of a play in class. The professor only asked me to recite a few lines, but i figured i'd go the extra mile and paint my face green since i'm supposed to be a tree. I always love volunteering to participate in class skits. I want my teachers to like me, just in case i ever forget to turn in my final paper or something like that...

Home from class and its time to relax. Good thing i just got a hookah to smoke in my room while i listen to bob marley and wear my drug rug. Hopefully kyle will stand in the hallway and sing every word of every song. Why would he do that? He's a Lamers.

Date night tonight with allie, can't wait to wear my new chacos out on the town. On the way there i have the urge to fart, roll the windows up and laugh at allie... as much as this amuses me i decide against it- Maybe on the way home.

Got back just in time to sit with everyone on the porch. Maybe Casey will come over. He and Joe really like each other for some reason... i can't figure that one out.

Time for bed, but not before i guilt trip someone into going to Dx with me. Jackson and John are working tonight, my favorite. For some reason i get this strange satisfaction out of seeing Jackson at work. Not really sure why, but either way Dx is sooooo good. Can' wait to eat it in my onesie as i watch Dexter. I might sleep on the couch tonight. That way i'll definitely wake up in case some one tries to rob our house again. Better go grab my baseball bat from underneath my pillow, just in case. The bat is a little beat up, thanks to Jackson going at it with a machete a while back (still bitter about that), but it will do the job if the Willard thief happens by for round 2. Dexter is getting really intense. I start to breathe heavily and bite on my headphone cord-what was that noise behind me?!? I grab my bat to go investigate only to realize it was just a mouse. What a noisy 8th roommate. I sit back down to finish Dexter, can't wait to see how this episode ends. Its almost as entertaining as beating Joe in super smash bros. I miss my fish Zeta, and Zeta II at that. Maybe i should get another, I could name it Zeta III... zzz zzzzzz zzZZZ ZZZZZZ

Another Year Almost Gone

I know, I know. It has been quite the stretch of time since I have written a blog for the house. I would say I'm sorry, but I'm not. I was trying to wait until Joe wrote a "Day in the Life of James" blog, but that day never came.

For the past few months, fans and groupies have been clambering for the day when they could read another blog post. Lucky for you, that day is today.

So for what may be the first blog of 2012, and definitely of March, I would like to update you on what the Willard House Residents have been up to for the New Year.

Evan "Bug" Underwood has been up to his usual antics. Much like Ray Mysterio and Wild Mongolian Camels, Evan is hard to pin down and even harder to track. From what I can tell, this last semester has been spent in and out of the house. He has started running about four miles a day, to get his already lean body in shape for his job this summer, where he will again be directing and doing hard manual labor.

"Skinny" Jackson Strawn hasn't had any real updates since the last time I blogged. He has however stopped his traditional mid-day naps, a routine which had kept him well rested and able to stay awake late into the night. Now, he enjoys going to bed around 9 oclock, after a warm glass of milk, a nice bath, and a massage from Sam Bowman.

John Carr is moving on up in the world. Soon to be a graduate of Virginia Tech, his after college plans remain vague. Go to KU grad school? Remain in Blacksburg? Go to Chesapeake? Do some other adventurous seemingly spur of the moment thing I've yet to hear about? Who knows. But We can all count on John to keep us guessing.

Sam Bowman will also be graduating this year along with JC. Currently working at the Virginia Tech scientific research place in Roanoke whose name escapes me, next year Sam will work there three days a week, and live in the basement dungeon by himself, as Joe is moving in with Evan topside. He plans on buying a nice couch, and possibly a plasma screen, 80 inch tv to take up an entire wall in his large dungeon of fun.

Jeremy Mateyk the Engineer of the house, Jeremy spends a considerable amount of time at the Werelab on campus, where they do engineering experiments trying to combine DNA of humans with wolves and stuff.

Joe Danehower Oh...the other engineer of the house, Joe has been dressing more and more like a dad all semester. Nice slacks with a plaid pattern dress shirt tucked in, along with sperrys make him look the part of a father of three off to a weekend Cookout at the church. Joe went to Ring Dance last weekend with Claire Waldrop and drives a lancer.

James Harris On a diet once again, James has been hungry and grumpy for the past few days. Additionally, he will be staying in Blacksburg this summer with Sam Bowman and Jackson Strawn, which is sure to be a good time.

Sorry this wasn't that funny,gimme a break though, as it has been a while since I've used the ole lightning wit.

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James